dont turn to dust

apollyna:

as seen on my twitter: i’ve been toiling in the guyliker mines recently and i think i struck gold. bg3 astarion but fat, for your consideration ~

crudedrawingofangel:

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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teaboot:

One time I read that post that goes “once upon a time an adult put you on the ground and never picked you up again” and it made me sad so now I lift everyone. I’m 5'3" and kinda dumpy but the trick is to plant your feet, get ‘em in a gable grip low near the hips with your knees bent, and then just tuck in your Elbows and straighten your legs. Gets those fuckers right on up there. I’m the oldest of eight and also the shortest but that sad shit lives with me so I’m hauling around these kids around like it’s nothing. My little brother is a hockey player and a full head taller. I carried him around when he was a baby and I carried him around last weekend. My Papa is a 230lb Bavarian man who watches Stargate in a bath robe, he’s smoked a pack a day for forty years. You think I haven’t lifted him? I have. He said I couldn’t do it but I did. God didn’t give me social skills but I’m full of love and jacked as hell and he’s not here to stop me

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catcrumb:

jacqcrisis:

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn’t just for savory, it’s literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can’t stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I’m taking your hand. I’m guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

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tsukinoshinjiu:

You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?

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somethingusefulfromflorida:

dikdikpronouncedxylophone:

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there’s an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

The pit-of-your-stomach dread you feel when you finally remember what your forgot only to realize you’ve run out of time to do it… It would have been better if you had missed it entirely, but no, you remembered just in time to be paralyzed with fear over not being ready, like being woken up 30 minutes before a test you didn’t study for.

straycatj:

thedisablednaturalist:

only-cat-memes:

@straycatj

In Japan, some say there’s a secret association called NNN(Neko-Neko-Network) and they observes human and send stray cats to them who wants to be a nice family with a new small cat ……

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

here’s a quick tip for life: if you hate someone and you have a choice in the matter, keep their name out of your mouth and the reasons you hate them out of your head. keep your head on a swivel around people who habitually break this guideline because they’re just as capable of obsessive negativity about you

genuinely “living rent-free in your head” is a curse. obessing yourself with people you find odious who don’t have the actual power to harm you does nothing good for your life. there is immense strength in walking the fuck away and treating someone as dead to you, not half-living in their shadow.

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ghoulboybreakdowns:

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

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